i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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