he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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