Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
time to smoke my breakfast
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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