she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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