were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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