I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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