return my video game
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Shame is for Republicans.
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