It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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