but the lizard people decide everything anyway
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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