And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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