I want to stick my p in your. b.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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