Sponge bath it is.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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