when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We had sex on a dog bed..
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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