how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I can't turn off my feet"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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