This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
