hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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