Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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