I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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