that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
handjob tips. give me some.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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