I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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