I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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