In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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