Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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