I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize