420 ftw
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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