how hairy? two words: wookie tits
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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