I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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