There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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