Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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