Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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