pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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