That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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