have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
