You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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