She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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