I'm lost and stupid without you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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