I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Jerry, you need to find god
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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