I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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