So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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