mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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