is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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