I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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