I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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