I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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