But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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