i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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