How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
