you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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