O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Green mimosas i think yes
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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