wakey wakey hands off snakey
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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