I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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