This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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