he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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