WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I need a burrito and a hug.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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