I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Someone shit on the floor
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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