found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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